National Candidate Confirms Climate Change Exists
Following a brief electoral excursion into metaphysical meteorology, National’s Whangārei candidate Lloyd Budd has successfully re-aligned his meteorological worldview with the consensus…
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Ministry of Institutional Memory Fines Farmer for Visualising a Cumulus Cloud
Following emergency amendments to the MMP Seniority and Atmosphere Protection Act, the government has confirmed that unseasoned novices under the age of…