National Announces Gang Association Acceptability Framework
The new framework will distinguish between photographs taken at public events, photographs taken while campaigning, and photographs taken by politicians who have…
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Nation Seeks Leadership From Two Men Who Appear To Have Been Photocopied at 4% Contrast
In a political development that has united the nation in a profound, bone-deep weariness, New Zealand’s major party leaders have successfully completed…
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Nats Unveil Bold Plan to Fund Tax Cuts by Stealing the Lunch Money
In what policy experts are describing as a masterclass in hydraulic statecraft, the National Party has proudly unveiled a sweeping new welfare…
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National Candidate Confirms Climate Change Exists
Following a brief electoral excursion into metaphysical meteorology, National’s Whangārei candidate Lloyd Budd has successfully re-aligned his meteorological worldview with the consensus…