Government Response to Inequality: Become More Wealthy
Officials say households concerned about paying proportionately more tax than the very rich should consider accumulating substantial private wealth and reorganising their…
Category: Economy
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Government Shocked Civil Service Not Volunteering
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has expressed profound, unblinking astonishment upon discovering that several thousand humans are still legally permitted to exchange labor…
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Business Leaders Enter Holy Order of Tax Freedom
WELLINGTON — A convention room packed with four hundred of the nation’s top chief executives has unanimously voted to convert the corporate…
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ACT Promises to Freeze Minimum Wage to Boost Corporate Profits
The ACT Party has unveiled its boldest economic vision to date: a comprehensive strategy to freeze the adult minimum wage for three…
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Nation Braces as MSD Accidentally Classifies Oxygen as ‘Luxury Item’
Officials insist the misclassification is merely an “administrative hiccup” and that New Zealanders can still breathe “through appropriate alternative channels.”
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Sunday Special: Kiwimart to Require Three-Hour Queues, Two Referendums Per Apple
Government-owned grocery chain announced with ‘world-class efficiency’ targets including minimum wait times and compulsory community consultation before price changes.