Nats Unveil Bold Plan to Fund Tax Cuts by Stealing the Lunch Money
In what policy experts are describing as a masterclass in hydraulic statecraft, the National Party has proudly unveiled a sweeping new welfare…
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ACT Proposes Solving Supermarket Duopoly By Approving 47 New Supermarkets For Existing Duopoly
Party says the fastest way to increase supermarket competition is to dramatically increase the number of supermarkets already involved, prompting officials to…
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ACT Promises to Freeze Minimum Wage to Boost Corporate Profits
The ACT Party has unveiled its boldest economic vision to date: a comprehensive strategy to freeze the adult minimum wage for three…
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Nation Braces as MSD Accidentally Classifies Oxygen as ‘Luxury Item’
Officials insist the misclassification is merely an “administrative hiccup” and that New Zealanders can still breathe “through appropriate alternative channels.”
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Sunday Special: Kiwimart to Require Three-Hour Queues, Two Referendums Per Apple
Government-owned grocery chain announced with ‘world-class efficiency’ targets including minimum wait times and compulsory community consultation before price changes.