ACT Unveils Plan To Save Youth From Burden Of Earning Minimum Wage
Party leader David Seymour promises $22 billion in spending cuts, a three-year wage freeze, and a groundbreaking tax reform designed to ensure…
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National Announces Gang Association Acceptability Framework
The new framework will distinguish between photographs taken at public events, photographs taken while campaigning, and photographs taken by politicians who have…
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Live Fact-Checkers to Fire Paintball Gun at Politicians Every Time They Misstate Statistics
The Electoral Commission hopes the high-velocity acrylic enforcement will restore public confidence after leaders’ debate devolves into an endless mathematical dispute over…
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Nation Seeks Leadership From Two Men Who Appear To Have Been Photocopied at 4% Contrast
In a political development that has united the nation in a profound, bone-deep weariness, New Zealand’s major party leaders have successfully completed…
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Nation Holds Breath as Two Men Argue Over Banana Cost
In a political landscape defined by the fragile physics of two men occupying the exact same conceptual space like competing quantum states…
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NZ First Health Policy Created by Ginger the Cat
WELLINGTON — In what has been described as a major breakthrough for legislative efficiency, New Zealand First has admitted its new national…