Government Response to Inequality: Become More Wealthy
Officials say households concerned about paying proportionately more tax than the very rich should consider accumulating substantial private wealth and reorganising their…
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Mayor proposes Auckland become independent after concluding Wellington is incompetent
Mayor Wayne Brown says transferring Auckland’s motorways, railways and decision-making from Wellington is the obvious first step towards a more efficient arrangement…
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ACT Unveils Plan To Save Youth From Burden Of Earning Minimum Wage
Party leader David Seymour promises $22 billion in spending cuts, a three-year wage freeze, and a groundbreaking tax reform designed to ensure…
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National Announces Gang Association Acceptability Framework
The new framework will distinguish between photographs taken at public events, photographs taken while campaigning, and photographs taken by politicians who have…
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Live Fact-Checkers to Fire Paintball Gun at Politicians Every Time They Misstate Statistics
The Electoral Commission hopes the high-velocity acrylic enforcement will restore public confidence after leaders’ debate devolves into an endless mathematical dispute over…
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Nation Seeks Leadership From Two Men Who Appear To Have Been Photocopied at 4% Contrast
In a political development that has united the nation in a profound, bone-deep weariness, New Zealand’s major party leaders have successfully completed…
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Nats Unveil Bold Plan to Fund Tax Cuts by Stealing the Lunch Money
In what policy experts are describing as a masterclass in hydraulic statecraft, the National Party has proudly unveiled a sweeping new welfare…
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Nation Holds Breath as Two Men Argue Over Banana Cost
In a political landscape defined by the fragile physics of two men occupying the exact same conceptual space like competing quantum states…
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Deceased Village Residents Must Sign Exit Paperwork to Receive Payment
In a bold regulatory overhaul, the government has solved the retirement village exit refund crisis by legally reclassifying the deceased as “remote…
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ACT Proposes Solving Supermarket Duopoly By Approving 47 New Supermarkets For Existing Duopoly
Party says the fastest way to increase supermarket competition is to dramatically increase the number of supermarkets already involved, prompting officials to…